you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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