I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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