I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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