i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
