You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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