Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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