She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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