is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Duck Duck Cougar?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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