You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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