All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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