You're so nebulous sometimes
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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