Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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