Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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