Non-Jews are for practice
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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