it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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