Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You don't make any sense
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