that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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