Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
