Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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