how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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