I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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