she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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