this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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