i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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