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im about as happy as oj after his trial
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Everyone says I win the strip club
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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