I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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