I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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