i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
porn star boner night. come get it.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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