if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
