I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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