isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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