glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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