so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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