i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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