Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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