we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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