He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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