i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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