We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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