normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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