well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
we're chasing vodka with high fives
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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