So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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