? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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