Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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