I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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