so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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