grandma shit on top of the toilet
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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