So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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