Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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