we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
This show inspires me to have sex in space
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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