Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I've blown a few things in my day
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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