i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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