But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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