Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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